Video: UFC Fight

Okay, this one takes the cake. I happen to love Ultimate Fighting, so when I saw this video I nearly broke my clavicle from laughing so hard.

Video: Kitty Washing Machine

Wow. This so flirts with crossing the line into animal abuse. And the background music makes it even more disturbing.

Website: Wiikitty

Okay, so now things are getting entirely out of control. Those kooky Wii users have resorted to animal humiliation in their foul attempts at humor. Some of these pics are hard to look at.

[Wiikitty]

Wicked Black Russian Squirrels Kill Dog

I'm sorry. I can't resist linking to this bizarre news story.

Apparently, a large dog was recently attacked by a group of hungry squirrels, who supposedly became annoyed when the dog decided to bark at them. Or maybe it was a drug deal gone bad....

[Black Russian Gangsta Squirrels]

Keep Your Pets Off the Furniture

The Sofa Guard is a stupid product that will inevitably result in giving you a heart attack or causing the cops to knock on your door because of neighbor complaints.

Seriously, the dog in this picture doesn't look obedient, he looks sadistic, kind of like he's waiting for the most opportune moment to jump on that couch and scare the bejeezus out of you.

Cat + Dog = Cog?

Because it truly is the end of the world--Mimi had puppies.

No. I'm sorry. I'm sure they aren't hers. Those puppies are clearly black, while she's ... salt and pepper.

Hm. Maybe daddy needs to have a look at the blood test....

Advances in Litter Box Tech

"Oh yeah, well when I was a kitten, I had to poop in the dark, freezing cold basement litter box!"

If only we'd had one of these back in the day, all fancy and stuff. Hell, if you turn it around, most people wouldn't even know it was a litter box.

More nifty pet products.