Rampage Jackson is full-on insane.

This CBS interview of Rampage Jackson is hard to watch. His explanation for his recent arrest: he was "betrayed" by a friend/family member/employee and proceeded to lose his mind. Too much Red Bull and videos of The Secret pushed him over the deep edge. Roll in some runaway Christianity and you've got a recipe for a lifetime in the mental ward.

Support the Troops

Indeed....

11-year-old Bags Gargantuan Hog

Unbelievable.



[Wild Hog article]

The World's Largest Cadbury Egg

Check out Pimp That Snack and see how to make a big-ass Cadbury Egg. Man, if I'd gotten one of these when I was a kid, I wouldn't be alive now.

Have a Baby, Lose All Your Appendages!

Messed up! This lady went to an Orlando hospital to have a baby and she ended up an amputee. She asked the hospital why and they refuse to give her an answer. Um, I don't think this is what the government had in mind when they decided to pass the HEPA laws.

[Lady Has Baby, Loses a Few Appendages]

Someone Put Paula Abdul in Rehab!

Watching tonight's episode of American Idol was on the verge of painful. Paula Abdul was obviously high as a kite as she twitched about nervously, often gave awful advice, and all-around embarrassed herself and the other judges. She was so cracked out, in fact, that she supposedly had to leave the show half way through to return to LA because she was running low on her stash of "family problems."

Someone truly needs to do something about this.
Her behavior has gotten out of hand.
Do it for the children, dammit!

Video: Kitty Washing Machine

Wow. This so flirts with crossing the line into animal abuse. And the background music makes it even more disturbing.

Video: Discover Foie Gras

I'm no vegetarian, and I have to confess I've often wondered how foie gras tastes. I doubt I'll be eating it anytime soon. But I wonder if there's some way to produce it that is more humane?

Warning: You might find this video disturbing.

Ann Coulter Was a Tranny All Along

WTF?!?!?


Ann Coulter had y'all tricked! No, it's FOR REAL.

Forever, the word Coultered shall hold a double meaning.

Okay, so it was all a hoax.... Har de har har on me.

Cat + Dog = Cog?

Because it truly is the end of the world--Mimi had puppies.

No. I'm sorry. I'm sure they aren't hers. Those puppies are clearly black, while she's ... salt and pepper.

Hm. Maybe daddy needs to have a look at the blood test....

Sweet Deer Ass

Because dead deer ass is not a crime.

Those lawyers' salaries, however, should be.

Whitney Houston (Remix)

Since Whitney separated from Bobby Brown, she's apparently improved by leaps and bounds. Here's Whitney Houston at a recent event. Link to article here.

I don't know what she's doing, but she should keep doing it. If that means keeping Bobby at arm's length, so be it.

Below left is a picture of Whitney a few years back, when she was still with Bobby. I've seen Halloween costumes that were less scary.

Republican Spin Resembling Whirling Dervish Gathering

Puhleeze. Am I the only person insulted by the nature of this spin tactic trying to make Mark Foley look less evil than he really is? Regardless of whether it was all a joke that fell into the wrong hands, or whether the page was "supposedly" over 18 (and the IM's seem to contradict that theory), there is still a great deal of impropriety involved, along with some questionable behavior from several GOP members.

It shocks me that the GOP would stoop so low to try to protect one of their seats.

People who aren't insulted by this (and Matt Drudge for trying to pull the wool over our eyes), deserve to have a seat reserved for them in hell.

To review:

Mark Foley isn't responsible because:

• it was the priests who molested him as a child who caused all this!
• it was the alcohol that he never really drinks
• it was a practical joke that fell into the hands of the evil Democrats
• the guy he IM'd was over 18! Honest injun!
• everyone knew but no one did anything about it
• the Gay agenda is to blame, because all gays supposedly want to bugger little boys ... right?
• it was a terrorist tactic by Al Qaida to make the Republicans lose the elections
• Democrats have done so much worse during their time in power
  
• Bill Clinton did it!

Yes, if you believe any of this, you're downright stupid; an apologist for a government that has been led astray and corrupted. Yeah, I said it.

How many more kids should die for tax cuts for the rich?
How many more excuses will you make for the men who are raping your country?

Katie's Revenge

Inmate tattooed with name of victim. At least they spelled it right.

9/11 An Inside Job

Yet more damning evidence at the Information Liberation site. Anyone who wants to stick his head in the sand and pretend otherwise is just plain ignorant, or getting paid.

TV: Big Brother All Stars (CBS)

So it has finally come down to these two: Erika and Mike "Boogie".

I am so furious with this outcome that I've decided to boycott the show from now on. Neither of them are even worthy of being in All Stars, much less winning. A friend of mine told me he wouldn't watch next year if Mike "Boogie" won this time around. I have to agree that it's no longer worthy of my eyes, either way.

Erika was instrumental in riding everyone else's coat tails throughout the game. She lied to people's faces, betrayed her best ally, and even resorted to a showmance with Mike to cement her position. Mike "Boogie" was a member of the "Chill Town" alliance, which consisted of himself and the evil Dr. Will. Although I give kudos to Chill Town for bouncing back from overwhelming odds, I have to give the real credit to Dr. Will for being the catalyst in most of the strategy involved. Mike was a hanger-on for the majority of the show, barely managing to squeek out a couple of wins, the last of which made him this week's Head of Household, thereby giving him the power to eliminate the true All Star of Big Brother, Janelle. Hell, even Dr. Will deserved it more than either of these two shlubs.

I can no longer give praise to a show that fosters so much deceit and outright backstabbing. Celebrating the ability to betray someone is not really entertainment worth watching.

Video: Burger King Customer Calls 911

Ah, another satisfied customer! lol.
911 Operator: "...well, what are we protecting you from, a wrong cheeseburger? Is this like it's a harmful cheesburger or something? I don't understand what you want us to do. Oh, so classic!