Paula Abdul Gets Tipsy on TV Again

Okay, so maybe she wasn't drunk. Maybe it was pain meds for her broken nose. Regardless, one would think her publicist would be bright enough to keep her away from cameras when she's looking all Courtney Loved intoxicated.

[Paula Abdul Falls Off the Wagon]

Havidol: When More Is Not Enough

I need a refill on my prescription.

[Havidol]

Someone Put Paula Abdul in Rehab!

Watching tonight's episode of American Idol was on the verge of painful. Paula Abdul was obviously high as a kite as she twitched about nervously, often gave awful advice, and all-around embarrassed herself and the other judges. She was so cracked out, in fact, that she supposedly had to leave the show half way through to return to LA because she was running low on her stash of "family problems."

Someone truly needs to do something about this.
Her behavior has gotten out of hand.
Do it for the children, dammit!

Hilarious Toilet Commercial

Here's a hilarious commercial for a ... toilet.

Paula Abdul is TRIPPIN!!!

Check out this interview of Paula Abdul. Methinks somebody needs to take a little vacation to Shady Lanes....

<--- Paula's drug of choice. Not...

[Paula Abdul Interview on YouTube]

Website: Healing Food Reference

This is quite possibly the most useful website I've ever run across in the entirety of my existence. Yes, I mean it.

[Healing Food Reference.com]

A Classic!

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Drugs = The fall of the Euro

Drugs are causing the Euro to crumble. According to the BBC, meth is the likely culprit in the destruction of the currency.

Apparently, Strip club visits have only caused minor fading.