MC Router's New Tattoo

Okay, so I have mad respect for nerdcore rap. And1337 GEEK BEAT is one of the greatest hip hop groups ever in the game, far as I'm concerned, but why ... why would you put this on your chest?

Girl, you crazy.

It doesn't even look fully colored in. Look at the light areas around the letters.... Couldn't you have tattooed a monitor screen on there or something?

Wow. That's all I can say.

Britney Spears Shaves Her Head!

And here's some CNN Video of Britney sporting her new 'do.

Clearly, this is a time-shifting moment in Hollywood history. Forever, we will be forced to divide the celebrity time line between the "Pre-Sheared Spears" and "Baldy Spears" eras.

I have to confess: I love her now.

Apparently, she got a couple of tattoos at the same time. How balsy is that?

Celtic Colonel Sanders Tattoo

Finger-lickin' awesome!