Designer Rubik's Cubes

Greyscale Rubik's Cubes. So nice. According to this website, I can get one for about ... 2100 ... something or others.

[Muji]

Kid Scooter

Am I the only one who thinks toys like these are a bad idea? The Razor Pocket Mod Bistro Scooter is available at Toys R Us for a mere $150. Features:

• Can go up to 10 miles on a single charge.
• Can reach speeds up to 15 MPH (incidentally, that kid isn't wearing the proper helmet for a motorized vehicle).
  
• Carrying capacity of up to 220 lbs.

I'm all for giving kids mobility, but let's face it--kids don't have driver's licenses! Not to mention, children are fat enough as it is. Why on earth would you want to encourage their laziness by giving them one of these instead of a normal bicycle?

When your kid gets flattened by a Hummer, don't come crying to the rest of us.

Video: My Vote for Costume of the Year

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And yes, it's probably much better than what we'll see from Michael Bay's movie next year!

Stripper Pole for Kids

Okay, so Boing Boing beat me to it. But it's gotta be linked to because it's just too rich. [Tesco Condemned for Selling Pole Dancer Toy]

I especially love the looks of the frowning parents. This is definitely not one of their better family portraits.

If little McKenzie wants to be a stripper when she grows up, what gives you the right to kill her dreams, huh?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but is that some paper money and a garter belt? Wow.

Spanish Elmo

Oh hell, this is funny!