Someone Put Paula Abdul in Rehab!

Watching tonight's episode of American Idol was on the verge of painful. Paula Abdul was obviously high as a kite as she twitched about nervously, often gave awful advice, and all-around embarrassed herself and the other judges. She was so cracked out, in fact, that she supposedly had to leave the show half way through to return to LA because she was running low on her stash of "family problems."

Someone truly needs to do something about this.
Her behavior has gotten out of hand.
Do it for the children, dammit!