Catfights Might Spell Doom for Paris

Okay, so I'm no psychic, but if Paris keeps "interacting" with other actresses like this, I can easily predict that she's gonna end up with a proverbial "cap in her ass."

Yes, you're hearing it here first: Paris will be dead at the hands of some angry, jaded screen actress before the end of 2007. Then, of course, she'll be immortalized, thereby forcing us to endure her likeness throughout eternity....

On second thought, if Paris pisses you off, please exercise restraint, people!