The Drug Calculator
| VCR | $150.0000 |
| DVD Player | $200.0000 |
| Palm Pilot | $350.0000 |
| Digital Camcoder | $500.0000 |
| State-of-the-Art Surround Sound System | $600.0000 |
| 36" Color Television | $800.0000 |
| Dell Personal Home Computer | $1200.0000 |
Apparently, I need to quit smoking and drinking. The problem is, I already HAVE all that stuff anyway! How am I supposed to be persuaded with carrots I already possess? Okay, so maybe I don't own a camcorder.... But if I bought a camcorder, there wouldn't be anything funny to film if I was sober. Hm, a conundrum.










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