The Drug Calculator
VCR | $150.0000 |
DVD Player | $200.0000 |
Palm Pilot | $350.0000 |
Digital Camcoder | $500.0000 |
State-of-the-Art Surround Sound System | $600.0000 |
36" Color Television | $800.0000 |
Dell Personal Home Computer | $1200.0000 |
Apparently, I need to quit smoking and drinking. The problem is, I already HAVE all that stuff anyway! How am I supposed to be persuaded with carrots I already possess? Okay, so maybe I don't own a camcorder.... But if I bought a camcorder, there wouldn't be anything funny to film if I was sober. Hm, a conundrum.
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