Wednesday, August 30, 2006

The Drug Calculator

The money I spend on drugs could have bought me this:

VCR$150.0000
DVD Player$200.0000
Palm Pilot$350.0000
Digital Camcoder$500.0000
State-of-the-Art Surround Sound System$600.0000
36" Color Television$800.0000
Dell Personal Home Computer$1200.0000

Apparently, I need to quit smoking and drinking. The problem is, I already HAVE all that stuff anyway! How am I supposed to be persuaded with carrots I already possess? Okay, so maybe I don't own a camcorder.... But if I bought a camcorder, there wouldn't be anything funny to film if I was sober. Hm, a conundrum.

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